During the 2008 RNC, one of the the chant “Drill Baby, Drill” came up. It sounded more like the chant of a live studio audience watching a porno than a sound energy policy for a nation but hey, rarely do Republicans make a whole lot of sense with their rhetoric. Anyway, that “Drill Baby, Drill” [...] Continue Reading…
Topics: Worst Boxoffice of the Year Creature sets a record for sucking Top Gun in 3D A Steve Harvey Strawberry Letter Separation = “I need some time to go fuck other people” Obama doesn’t get the same benefits that other Presidents had Woman masturbates herself to death Man breaks into fast food place to make [...] Continue Reading…
Remember when the Tea Party got mad at Jimmy Hoffa’s comments about “let’s take these sons of bitches out” and how some in the media like Joe Scarborough thought the President should demand an apology from Hoffa because his comments were “violent rhetoric”? Well it’s funny seeing how everyone quickly forgot their outrage last week [...] Continue Reading…
NANUET, N.Y. – A 290-pound New York man is steaming mad at the White Castle fast-food chain, which he claims repeatedly broke promises to make the booths in his local eatery bigger. Martin Kessman, 64, filed a lawsuit against the fast-food giant last week in Manhattan federal court, claiming that the uncomfortable booths violate the [...] Continue Reading…
Topics: The Carter IV sells 850,000 Summer is the worst season of all Pauline Potter is the world’s fattest woman Sword ratchetness Man has sex with neighbor’s plastic pool raft Share with your friends: Continue Reading…
I consider Mitt Rommey a moderate Republican. I consider him to be pretty reasonable. The problem is, moderate Republicans seem to be hated by the rest of their party. So with Romney having Presidential aspirations, he’s going to have to find some way to shake his “moderate” label and appeal to the rest of the [...] Continue Reading…
So I wake up this morning and because I had to go into the office, I decided to prepare myself properly for the level of fuckery by watching Morning Joe. People ask me all the time why I watch shows like this and I always respond Because I dont drink Coffee. Morning Joe usually provides [...] Continue Reading…
Topics: Followup on Dylan’s Strawberry Letter The new Strawberry Letter segment Beyonce’s career is apparently over cause she’s pregnant The worst Lil Wayne lyrics on the Carter IV Kriss & Dylan are exposed to “Real Nigga Shit” by 2 white girls, Kreayshawn & V-Nasty Share with your friends: Continue Reading…
Ive heard the name Kreayshawn before but I wasnt really sure what exactly what it was. Then I saw this picture from the VMAs and was reminded why I dont watch the VMAs: Kreayshawn looks like Amy Whinehouse if Whinehouse had been addicted to STDs instead of drugs. Rod from the Black Guy Who Tips [...] Continue Reading…
Topics: Fuck Pepco Was Hurricane Irene “over-hyped”? Will & Jada almost break up according to Twitter & black marriages everywhere fail The VMAs Beyonce’s pregnant and people lose their minds What the fuck is wrong with Lady Gaga? Lil Wayne performs in women’s pants Share with your friends: Continue Reading…